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 I am seeing a pattern emerging.

No, this is not a proliferation of nukes in North Korea, racist nuts surrounding Confederate statues or blue and white signs along Broadway. I am sensing we humans are not running this planet like we think we are.

Sure, we are led to believe we stand atop the food chain. We evolved from the primordial slime to dominate the natural order of things. 

We invented fire, the wheel, penicillin, the Popeil Pocket Fisherman and take-out pizza. We created the “Mona Lisa,” the Sistine Chapel, “La Boheme,” “I’m Too Sexy” and “The Love Boat ...

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