At least one clown needs to be in charge -- Hamilton

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	At least one clown needs to be in charge -- Hamilton

HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody? The World Clown Association is holding its convention in New York City’s LaGuardia Plaza Hotel. Strict protocol is observed. One clown must stay outside the convention hall during meetings so in case of a catastrophe there’ll be one left to maintain the Libya policy. President Obama returned home from a trip to South America Wednesday. While in Chile he paid a surprise visit to a grade-school history ...

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