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Is your town bribing new residents?

The fact that the U.S. unemployment rate is at a 17-year low does have a downside.
(And not just the downside of our being unable to escape hearing Hillary moan, “Now the Electoral College will NEVER call me back and apologize for delaying my ascendancy over the deplorables!”)
According to the Wall Street Journal, since the recession of 2007-2009 caused a population migration to larger cities, the number of people in their PRIME WORKING YEARS (defined as “ages 25 to 54” by whippersnappers whose rear ends I would kick if I weren’t afraid of blowing my annual chiropractic ...


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