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Arson is getting too expensive

HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody?
The Auto Club predicted Monday that gas prices at the pump could drop 75 cents a gallon by the start of summer. In Los Angeles, gasoline is approaching $5 a gallon.
It’s costing people $10 to burn down their houses for the insurance money.
McDonald’s announced a billion-dollar interior re-design in its U.S. restaurants.
They will have leather chairs, muted colors, sit-down counters, flat-screen TVs, and Internet access.
The only way Starbucks will be able to compete is to put marijuana in the brownies.
President Obama told CBS’ 60 ...

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