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It's so hot, that ...

We are in that stretch of the summer.
If you don’t want to be depressed, just don’t pay any attention to the weatherman.
Consider a count down to October.
Plan to spend as much time as possible in the cool of a dark cellar, or, better yet, in a nice, chilled movie theater.
What ever you do to address the heat, now is the time.
It’s hot.
As Johnny Carson once famously quipped: It was so hot today, I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.
It was so hot today, I spotted ...

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