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Fill your hands, you dictator, you

BEVERLY HILLS — God bless America, and how’s everybody?
President Obama announced that Moammar Kadaffi had been killed by U.S.-backed rebel forces in Libya Thursday.
You knew it was coming.
Every president starts out intending to be a Nobel Peace Prize winner and ends up as Billy the Kid when his numbers start to drop.
Kadaffi was killed by Libyan rebels in his hometown.
There were photos posted on the Internet of his bullet-ridden body.
He was so dead that the Energy Department just granted a $500 million loan to him for energy development.
Lindsay Lohan was ordered ...

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