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BEVERLY HILLS — God bless America, and how’s everybody? President Obama gave McDonald’s a health care waiver Friday despite Michelle’s crusade against fast food. He’s cheating on her Healthy Eating Initiative. Last night she came upstairs to the living quarters and caught him in bed with a corn dog. White House advisor David Axelrod accused Fox News of fanning rumors Obama wasn’t born in the U.S. The issue’s already settled. Last week investigators were able ...

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