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Get out of the car and turn over the bucks

HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody? President Barack Obama arrived at the wealthy retreat Martha’s Vineyard Thursday. The locals weren’t so glad to see him at the rate he wants to tax the rich. A year from now cops will be pulling over NBA players and arresting them for possession of money. Obama wasn’t allowed to swim in Martha’s Vineyard Friday because the water is contaminated with noxious fecal bacteria. No ...

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