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Where is the blue food?

Years ago, beat comedian George Carlin asked the immortal question: where’s the blue food?
“I often wonder why there’s no blue food. Every other color in well represented in the food kingdom. And don’t bother me with blueberries; they’re purple. The same is true with blue corn and blue potatoes. They’re purple.
“Blue cheese? Nice try. It’s actually white cheese with blue mold.
“Occasionally, you might run across some blue Jell-o in a cafeteria. Don’t eat it. It wasn’t supposed to be blue. Something went wrong.”
Carlin came up with his own ...


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