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Dear Editor,
I am asking the public to support me as I try to bring new jobs to Kansas.
I am going to apply to the Department of Energy for a $300 million grant to set up a company to sell solar panels in an entirely new market.
This market is the application of solar technology on submarines.
No one has ever done this before, so I am sure that the Obama administration will be eager to support this.
I will spend $50 million on setting up a fancy building with huge signs on it that spells out SUBMARINE SOLAR ...

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