Pick on someone who can fight back, Barry

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	Pick on someone who can fight back, Barry

HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody? President Obama savaged President Rutherford B. Hayes Friday for resisting the telephone. Actually he was the first president to appreciate the possibilities of the phone. You cannot imagine how much time he wasted trying to have telegraph sex with his intern. Washington D.C. residents were sickened by a foul odor Friday due to hot weather. The smell was caused by insects which pollenated on early-ripening trees thinking ...

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