Now that’s one angry cow

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	Now that’s one angry cow

HOLLYWOOD--God bless America, and how’s everybody? California dairy farmers panicked Tuesday when Mad Cow Disease was diagnosed in one cow at a farm in the San Joaquin Valley. There’s no doubt that it’s Mad Cow. The veterinarian entered its barn and found the cow hiding plans to burn down half of Chicago. Pakistan tested a nuclear-missile Tuesday putting India on high-alert. The same day Iran sent military weapons to Syria and North Korea prepared an ...

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