Is this a debate or a primate exhibit?

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	Is this a debate or a primate exhibit?

HOLLYWOOD - God bless America, and how’s everybody? Mitt Romney met with the Reverend Billy Graham at his home in North Carolina last Thursday. The meeting was only partially successful. Billy Graham agreed to help Mitt Romney get elected president, but he refused to move the Garden of Eden to St. Louis. Lindsay Lohan announced in Variety Friday that she’s endorsing Mitt Romney for U.S. president, citing his employment record. She is in her twenties, ...

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