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	I’m not as think as you drunk I am

BEVERLY HILLS - God bless America, and how’s everybody? ABC’s Diane Sawyer’s friends said Wednesday she wasn’t drunk during election night coverage. She slurred words, giggled repeatedly and mispronounced candidate names. No one got suspicious until 11 p.m. when she declared the winner to be Chardonnay. Skyfall starring Daniel Craig as James Bond and Spanish actor Javier Bardem as the villain opened Friday. It takes spectacular courage and ability for the white male to ...

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