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HOLLYWOOD - Merry Christmas, everybody, and God bless America. The New York Jets passed over Tim Tebow for the starting quarterback job and put him on the trading block Thursday. The same morning his supermodel girlfriend left him. Evangelical Christians were astonished that the Mayans could have such precise aim. New York and Los Angeles nightclubs staged wild parties Thursday in advance of the Mayan calendar’s apocalypse. It was great for bar business. The Distilled ...

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