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Fidel Castro Goes to Confession

After celebrating his 87th birthday last week, semi-retired communist dictator Fidel Castro did something nobody expected him to do: He contacted Pope Francis to hear his confession.
“Forgive me, pontiff, for I have sinned. Is 65 years since last confession.”
“Sixty-five years!” said the pontiff. “This is going to be a long one. Go on, Fidel.”
“As a boy, I once cheat on an exam.”
“Yes?”
“As a teen, I once steal a melon from market.”
“Yes?”
“And in 1959, I and my rebel forces squash evil dictatorship of Fulgencio Batista so common man could share wealth of great Cuba ...


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