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For health care, please stay on the line

HOLLYWOOD  - God bless America, and how’s everybody?
The Fright Fair Scream Park opened up the Halloween Corn Maze in Beverly Hills on Friday. Once inside you must navigate many crazy turns, traps and monsters to get out of the maze. If you make it out alive, you get to buy a more expensive health care policy.
President Obama summoned computer experts to the White House to fix the website where people enroll in ObamaCare. It’s riddled with glitches. Last night 6,000 Americans tried to enroll in ObamaCare and wound up watching 45 minutes of porn.
The White ...

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