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Thanksgiving with the Cheneys

“The holiday turkey sure looks grand this year,” Dick Cheney said. “Why don’t we go around the table and say what we’re thankful for?”
Daughter Mary squeezed Heather Poe’s hand and declared, “I’m thankful for my wife.”
“Daddy, there she goes again!” daughter Liz yelled. “She keeps trying to promote her agenda!”
“Get off your soapbox and pass those yams,” Mary spat. “You’re not pandering for that Senate seat today. Daddy, tell her that there aren’t any Wyoming yahoos in this dining room.”
“Leave Daddy alone, Mary. And get your own yams. I love ...


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