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No 'juan' left behind

HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody? Obama vowed on Wednesday to fight next year for the passage of the just-rejected bill that gives U.S. citizenship to the children of illegal aliens. They must attend two years of college or serve in the U.S. military. The name of the bill is “No Juan Left Behind.” Steven Spielberg was recruited by Nancy Pelosi to help re-brand House Democrats Friday after November’s repudiation at the polls. ...

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