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Charlie's Inside Corner

DEAR SANTA — We Longhorns football fans have suffered enough!  8-4 this year. AGAIN!
Worse, we’ve suffered the ignominy of an 18-17 Big 12 Conference record in the past four seasons.
It’s enough to make one practice humicubation!
Santa, we want a new coach.
What? Yes, the reincarnation of Vince Lombardi might do it, though I doubt it would satisfy ALL “Hook ’em Horns” fans.
You realize, Santa, we are entitled. We invented football. The best high school football in the nation is played in Texas and by dad- gum- it, Austin should be the epicenter of college football ...

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