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Now, that’s cold

God bless America, and how’s everybody?
The Weather Channel reported record low temperatures in the United States Sunday from Minnesota all the way down south to the Gulf Coast. Many of America’s interior waterways were frozen solid. It’s so cold in Tennessee that Al Gore is sticking to his theory.
North Korea’s Kim Jung Un ordered his cabinet to witness the execution of his Uncle Jang last Friday. He was thrown in a cage and eaten alive by 126 starving dogs. Because of poor ticket sales, the live telecast was blacked out in Pyongyang.
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