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A Dieting Cookie Addict’s Plea

We must stop them.
We must stop the millions of Girl Scouts who are, right this moment, preying on a helpless public, making us buy and consume calories we don’t need - at the rate of one or two rows of cookies at each sitting.
I am on a diet, you see - not just a low-carb diet, but a low-fat diet, low-calorie diet. I am getting by on only 1,300 or 1,400 calories a day.
That means I can’t eat sweets or drink adult beverages or consume pretty much anything that tastes good and makes me happy ...

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