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Miss Sally gets lazy

Miss Sally Wolf sprawled in bed in the Bed and Breakfast area of the Historic Wolf Hotel,  hunched over her cell phone and eating potato chips. She hadn’t moved all day.
When her friend Chris walked up, she hid the phone the covers and pulled the blankets up to her neck.
“Miss Sally who are you texting?” Chris said.
“My new friend Hunk,” she said.
Miss Sally had been lying in bed so long  that there was now a groove in the mattress. In fact, the bed was beginning to sag at that end.
“They’re sure making clothes ...


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