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Pay no attention to the plane behind the curtain

God bless America, and how’s everybody?
David Copperfield’s Las Vegas Magic Show opened at the MGM over the weekend. He had to towel off before his first show. FAA investigators waterboarded him all Friday morning but the Magician’s Code forbids him from revealing how he made the Malaysian airliner disappear.
Malaysian authorities were unable to find their missing airliner Friday after seven days of searching. It got the usual U.S. media frenzy. Fox News is blaming the disappearance of the Malaysian airliner on Obamacare and MSNBC is blaming it on the Bush Administration.
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