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Obama Confesses

“Pope Francis, I have never been to Catholic confession before, but I have a few things I have to get off my chest.”
“Go on, Barack.”
“Between you and me, pontiff, I can’t believe I am president. There I was, trying my hand at presidential debates, and all of a sudden I am sitting in the Oval Office. Now I need all the help I can get.”
“Help, Barack?”
“This job is getting to me, pontiff. The majority of Americans dislike ObamaCare, my signature achievement. Republicans are blocking everything I want to do. And every time I blink, some ...


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