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Just what are the rules in soccer?

HOLLYWOOD - Happy Thursday, everybody, and God bless America.
The World Cup will feature a game between France and Germany in the knockout round Friday before a world audience. What could go wrong? The French strategy is to surrender early and then wait 88 minutes for the Americans to parachute in and win it for them.
The Economist saw the chaos in Iraq and concluded it was a mistake to topple Saddam Hussein and execute him. For his last request Saddam was allowed to name his own firing squad. He chose any U.S. soccer team from 12 yards away, and ...


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