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Now that’s a messy diaper

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President Obama’s address to the nation on Iraq was delayed by a security breach on the North Lawn of the White House Thursday. A toddler had crawled in through the fence. The Secret Service patted him down and found his diaper full of the government’s approval ratings.
The L.A. Times reports that porn movie production is the latest industry to flee California Wednesday. Thousands of production jobs have been lost. Porn is the only branch of show business where the best Grip is not only a studio executive but also ...

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