Business wasn’t sorry enough

Chadwick St.-OHarra, 59, and Steve Righetti, 59, filed lawsuits in small claims court in San Rafael, Calif., against the Seafood Peddler restaurant for “injuries.”
Cutting into the escargot at dinner, both men were squirted in the face by streams of hot garlic butter.
Still, the men finished the meal and admitted that only later did they grow to resent the restaurant staff’s insufficient remorse.
Said St.-OHarra, “It was the friggin’ rudeness” that provoked them to sue.
That multiple
murder thing
doesn’t matter   
Joe Druce, serving life in prison in Massachusetts for one murder — and who subsequently murdered fellow-inmate, former-priest, convicted-pedophile, John Geoghan — popped the question recently to Christian minister Shirl Borden, who agreed to marry him after five years of being pen pals.
Borden said the pair’s relationship turned romantic over their mutual love of NASCAR.
Wow,
stupidity
is illegal
in Germany
Police in Gumperda, Germany, arrested a 64-year-old retired do-it-yourselfer after he drilled through a neighbor’s wall in their duplex home.
The man had spent two days trapped in his own basement, where he had laid bricks and mortar for a room but apparently forgot to leave himself an exit.
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