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He's finger-lickin' bad -- Argus Hamilton

HOLLYWOOD — God bless America, and how’s everybody?
Col. Moammar Khadaffi refused to step down Friday and he ordered Libyans to sing and dance in the streets.
His military rank is not a real title.
Forty years ago he received the honorary title of “colonel” for inventing a secret recipe for Southern fried goats.
Khadaffi mystified the world Tuesday by going on television and blaming the revolt on Osama bin Laden slipping LSD into his people’s Nescafe.
He’s since regained his sanity.
He now believes the whole thing is being orchestrated by the Allstate mayhem guy.
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