As a wise man once observed: "You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes you might find, you get what you need."
There are a couple of holiday stories you can expect to see pretty much each year.
Just in case you wondered in the hissy-fit back east this fall was worthwhile, reports came out this past week about what it is costing taxpayers - currently working taxpayers. You know, those fools who go on working and paying their bills and keeping up with their adult responsibilities despite how unfair life may be.
Just when you think the American work ethic isn't what it once was, along comes George Parrott and our faith is restored - NOT!
It is estimated that Americans will consume something like 4,000 calories today.
Life is full of all sorts of experiences that some of us swear are the best ever.
The campus cops who made international news this past week by pepper spraying a group of California protesters have done irreparable harm to the interests of those who hired them, and they certainly appear to deserve to be fired.
Years ago, beat comedian George Carlin asked the immortal question: where's the blue food?
Anyone who's ever read much Stephen King knows how much the horror fiction author likes to use rock lyrics in his work. You know, like "You can't always get what you want. But if you try real hard, you just might find, you get what you need."
Ah, the fresh air that has blessed our land!
Here's what we know as of the moment ...
An incident going on in California - surprise! - has turned into a near-perfect example of what many anti-statists believe is wrong with America.
Hey, knock yourselves out.
It was in a student chapel sermon that a young student was exposed to a philosophy that would move a nation, that, in our better moments, moves us still.
They aren't trying to stop a war.
It was a classic teaching moment for Wichita East High School parents, teachers and administrators.