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Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to Obamacare we go

HOLLYWOOD - God bless America, and how's everybody?

October 08, 2013 | Argus Hamilton | Columnists


Showdown, Shutdown, Shakedown

Government's closed, everybody! Go home. Except Congress, that is, whose members are still getting paid, classified as "essential workers." Although right now, neither one of those words seems very apt or ept. Unapt and inept is more like it. Inapt? Unept?

October 08, 2013 | Will Durst | Columnists


Needed: Blue-Collar Horse Sense

Exclusive Excerpt from: "Comical Sense: A Lone Humorist Takes on a World Gone Nutty!" by Tom Purcell

October 06, 2013 | Tom Purcell | Columnists


Illegal Immigrant Lobby to Stage National Demand for Amnesty, Work Authorization

On October 5, as part of their ceaseless demand that Congress passes comprehensive immigration reform, illegal aliens and their advocates will hold a National Day of Dignity and Respect. Their goal is to achieve immediate legal status, with work authorization, and eventual citizenship. If successful, at least 11 million aliens would compete with Americans for the handful of available jobs.

October 06, 2013 | Joe Guzzardi | Columnists


ObamaCare and the Arrogance of Liberalism

Arrogance is like a cancer. Once it lodges itself in the heart and mind, there's not much you can do as it begins to permeate the entire body with an inordinate sense of self-worth, significance, and position.

October 04, 2013 | Susan Stamper Brown | Columnists


Size Matters

Q: Is the government too big and powerful? Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?

October 04, 2013 | Tom Purcell | Columnists


Learning to Love Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz said he would go to Washington to change Washington. Well, he's done it. He's united Democrats and more than a few Senate Republicans in hatred of Texas' very junior senator and your new 2016 GOP frontrunner. But as much as Cruz sincerely drives me nuts, he might be the best thing that has happened to Democrats since the last big government shutdown.

October 03, 2013 | Jason Stanford | Columnists


Recharges Good, Like A Cigarette Should???

This bonus column was originally published in August of 2010.

October 03, 2013 | Danny Tyree | Columnists


Obama Tries Out the Clinton Two-Step

I only make predictions that are easy. That's why they come true. I have no formula.

October 02, 2013 | Rick Jensen | Columnists


Obamacare: At Least Dems Are Willing to Fight for It

"If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan.

October 02, 2013 | Doug Patton | Columnists


But, did he have a library card?

HOLLYWOOD - God bless America, and how's everybody?

October 01, 2013 | Argus Hamilton | Columnists


Senator Ahab is a Sneetch

There no longer lies any shame in obsession. Monomania reigns supreme in this country. Along with twerking. Once a month the local news features sports fans who have turned entire houses into shrines to their favorite team. We all know the conspiracy guy with his bootleg DVDs and liquid limber logic. Every neighborhood has at least one cat lady. And if you protest that your neighborhood doesn't, you may be her.

October 01, 2013 | Will Durst | Columnists


The Cynical Budget Game

I get it.

September 29, 2013 | Michael Reagan | Columnists


Maryland’s Courage

There's a certain type of bravery taking place in the nation's 19th most populous state, whose border is about two miles from the Washington Navy Yard, scene of a horrifying mass gun attack.

September 29, 2013 | Peter Funt | Columnists


Ostentatious Baby Names

Exclusive Excerpt from: "Comical Sense: A Lone Humorist Takes on a World Gone Nutty!" by Tom Purcell

September 27, 2013 | Tom Purcell | Columnists


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How to Produce Your Own Texas Miracle

Rick Perry's running for president again, which means we have to endure a bunch of talk about what he calls the "Texas Model." The rest of us call this the "Texas Miracle," or the economic special sauce of low taxes, low regulation, low spending, and tort reform that he says created boom times in Texas while the rest of the country struggled. Hire me, goes his logic, and I'll make sure someone hires you. Being president is good work if you can get it.

June 25, 2015 | Jason Stanford | Columnists


Red Pope, Green Pope

He gets under their skin like termites in a boathouse. Drives them crazier than Hillary Clinton and Yoko Ono dancing on a gay pride parade float. He's the itch you can't scratch. The thorn in the palm of their paw. The 3-inch scratch on their favorite Ted Nugent album. I'm talking about that hot new Catholic sensation, Pope Frankie.

June 25, 2015 | Will Durst | Columnists


Pope Francis Challenges Our Apathy

Few papal encyclicals have been as anticipated as Laudato Si', and Pope Francis has not disappointed. The encyclical articulates a compelling moral vision intended to address the ecological crisis gripping our world.

June 24, 2015 | Michael Stafford | Columnists


Should I buy a card?

Masters champion Jordan Spieth won the U.S. Open in a thrilling manner at Chambers Bay Golf Club. Afterwards he wished everyone a Happy Father's Day, which came off as a bit insensitive to people in Los Angeles. Father's Day is the most confusing day of the year for Kendall and Kylie Jenner.

June 24, 2015 | Argus Hamilton | Columnists


Who Has the Worse Idea: Obama or Trump?

There are some very stupid ideas emanating from powerful people and political wannabes.

June 23, 2015 | Rick Jensen | Columnists


Donald Trump’s Circus Act

Poor Jeb.

June 23, 2015 | Michael Reagan | Columnists


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