Some people's kids, am I right?

According to The Baby Center's annual survey and the United States Social Security Administration here are some names you won't believe people actually named their children this year.

Adjectives

Awesome, Heavenly, Wise, Savvy, Majestic, Blue, Handsome

Must be another language

Frooti, Arantxa, Nyx, Chichi, Hephzibah, Valkyrie, Miggy, Krithik

Negative

Mayhem, Harsh, Rage, Eliminate, Rogue, Chaos, Jihad, Rukus

Inanimate objects

Twinkie, Arrow, Story, Blade, Atlas

In Charge

Messiah, Boss, Captain, Apollo, Chief, Master, Goddess

Clothing

Denim, Couture, Velvet, Jersey

Places

Alaska, Cairo, Kansas, Texas, Alabama, Pheonix

Pop Culture

Jedi, Inigo, Primrose, Cato, Madonna

Just no...

Conception