DAD JOKINGTON There are a few things you inherit the moment you become a father.
Dad strength. It's not like Hulk strength, but it's enough to scare any teenage suitor who comes to see your daughter. It doesn't matter the shape you're in; you get it, and you can open virtually any jar.
Dad style. You think that an oversized polo neatly tucked into cargo shorts is stylish, but you're wrong. We're all wrong. Our spouses do their best to help our fashion sense but, no matter what, we're holding onto that old t-shirt that has holes and a weird stain.
Dad jokes. For some reason, when you become a dad, you immediately become a king of puns, one liners and useless observations. Dad jokes are a special thing, really. Other dads think they're always hilarious, spouses think they're sometimes hilarious and kids think they're the worst.
Dad jokes start when kids are too young to get them. That's exactly what's going on in this video.
A cute little girl is stuck on a snow bank in her toy car when her dad acts like a police officer checking on the situation. Things go from bad to worse for the little girl when the dad-cop sees a bottle in her hand. Drinking and driving never mix.
The worst part will come for the little girl when, one day as a teenager, she sees this video and rolls her eyes with the power of a thousand suns. She may also be a parent one day and think it's adorable but, before she gets there, she's got to get through those teen years.
I top my hat to this dad you're a comedic inspiration.
Dad strength. It's not like Hulk strength, but it's enough to scare any teenage suitor who comes to see your daughter. It doesn't matter the shape you're in; you get it, and you can open virtually any jar.
Dad style. You think that an oversized polo neatly tucked into cargo shorts is stylish, but you're wrong. We're all wrong. Our spouses do their best to help our fashion sense but, no matter what, we're holding onto that old t-shirt that has holes and a weird stain.
Dad jokes. For some reason, when you become a dad, you immediately become a king of puns, one liners and useless observations. Dad jokes are a special thing, really. Other dads think they're always hilarious, spouses think they're sometimes hilarious and kids think they're the worst.
Dad jokes start when kids are too young to get them. That's exactly what's going on in this video.
A cute little girl is stuck on a snow bank in her toy car when her dad acts like a police officer checking on the situation. Things go from bad to worse for the little girl when the dad-cop sees a bottle in her hand. Drinking and driving never mix.
The worst part will come for the little girl when, one day as a teenager, she sees this video and rolls her eyes with the power of a thousand suns. She may also be a parent one day and think it's adorable but, before she gets there, she's got to get through those teen years.
I top my hat to this dad you're a comedic inspiration.
