Imagine, Levi Johnston has a new book out, though you have to wonder how much help he had writing it.
Maybe he did the part with the crayons.
Oh, you’ve already forgotten who Levi Johnston was?
Well, that’s not surprising.
He really only gets in the news when he poses in the nude or dumps on Sarah Palin.
That jog your memory?
Sure it did.
Levi Johnston is Sarah Palin’s daughter’s baby’s daddy.
And now he’s got a new book out: “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs.”
The Associated Press article announcing the new book summarized Johnston’s aim at celebrity fairly succinctly: “Johnston fathered a child with Bristol Palin, the daughter of the former Alaska governor, when they were teenagers. The pregnancy was announced days after Palin was selected as the 2008 GOP vice presidential candidate. The couple broke up after the birth of their son, Tripp, and reconciled briefly. He’s had a contentious relationship with the Palins.”
There may be more opportunistic wannabes out there, but not by much — not that Palin and her brood have made it difficult for  Johnston, and whoever helped with his book, to come up with material.
According to the AP article, “He says he’s doing it ‘for me, for my boy, Tripp, and the country.’”
The country could probably live without it. But if you want to put some bucks in Levi’s pocket, go right ahead.
— Chuck Smith