Ah, springtime, when trees begin to bud, robins start nesting and daylight savings time launches its soul-crushing intrusion into the lives of the American people. (I suspect the Russians are behind it - or at least Stormy Daniels.) In addition to this sadistic clock-changing ritual, we parents know that spring break lurks just around the corner, waiting to give us a wet willy with unreasonable expectations of exciting vacations, quality time with family, or altruistic acts of volunteerism. Fear not, though.