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Bones TV series is on DVD, along with some vintage reunion movies
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Don Knotts, left, and Andy Griffith star in the reunion TV movie "Return to Mayberry" (1986), now on DVD. - photo by Chris Hicks
Fans of Bones will be happy to see the entire series made available this week, and reunion movies of The Andy Griffith Show and Wild Wild West are also on DVD.

Bones: The Flesh & Bones Collection (Fox, 2005-17, 67 discs, 246 episodes, deleted scenes, audio commentaries, featurettes, bloopers). Loosely based on real-life forensic anthropologist and crime novelist Kathy Reichs, and adapted from her book series, this police procedural has Dr. Temperance Bones Brennan (Emily Deschanel) teamed with FBI agent Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz) to solve offbeat crimes.

Early on, they dance around their attraction to each other but eventually succumb to romance and marry late in the series. This is one of the better shows of this type, bolstered by a knowing sense of humor. And one of the more interesting occasional subplots has the religious Booth debating the skeptical Brennan. The Flesh & Bones title is a cutesy way of saying this is the complete TV series, released in a 12-season box set for the first time; for those whove been buying single-season sets, the 12th season is also available separately.

Return to Mayberry (CBS/Paramount, 1986). Sixteen cast members of The Andy Griffith Show (1960-68) and its sequel Mayberry R.F.D. (1968-71) reunite for this delightful, nostalgic TV-movie reunion. After years away, Andy Taylor (Griffith) returns to Mayberry to be with his son Opie (Ron Howard) as he is about to become a father. He also plans to run for sheriff again until he discovers that his former deputy Barney Fife (Don Knotts) is on the ballot.

The Wild Wild West Double Feature (CBS/Paramount, 1979/1980, promo spot). For four seasons (1965-69) Robert Conrad and Ross Martin starred in Wild Wild West, a sort of James Bond of the frontier spy series with sci-fi overtones and a sense of humor. Conrad was tough guy/womanizer James West and Martin was Artemus Gordon, a master of disguise and dialects. A decade after the show was canceled, the actors came together for two reunion TV-movies, The Wild Wild West Revisited and More Wild Wild West, going up against villains Paul Williams and Jonathan Winters, respectively.

Stephen Kings Triple Feature (CBS/Paramount, 1994/1995/1991, five discs, 7 episodes). Three 90s TV miniseries are gathered in this reissued set, The Stand (four parts), The Langoliers (two parts edited as a three-hour feature) and Golden Years (edited down from seven parts to a pair of two-hour episodes). The Stand, based on Kings mammoth dystopian tale, is the best of these a big-budget production with an all-star cast (Gary Sinise, Molly Ringwald), and it was filmed in Utah. King has cameos in all three shows.

Hee Haw: Pfft! You Was Gone (Time Life, 1969-73, two discs, four episodes, featurette). Fan-favorite skits included in this edition of the cornpone comedy-and-music series include Hey Grandpa, Whats for Supper? and Archies Barbershop, along with the title routine. Roy Clark, Buck Owens, Minnie Pearl, Grandpa Jones and many others are on hand, along with musical guests Merle Haggard, George Jones, Dolly Parton, Marty Robbins and Tammy Wynette.

The Young Pope (HBO, 2016, three discs, 10 episodes, featurettes). Jude Law stars as the fictional title character, the first American pope, who takes the name Pius XIII and proves to be both a deeply flawed and extremely controversial choice. Diane Keaton co-stars as the nun who raised him, and becomes the popes secretary. And yes, theres some of HBOs patented offensive content here, so beware. (Though initially intended as a miniseries, the show has been renewed for a second season.)

Wentworth: Season 3 (Acorn, 2015, four discs, 12 episodes, featurettes, photo gallery). Bea (Danielle Cormack) earns a life sentence without parole and becomes the prisons top dog, which causes Franky (Nicole da Silva) to become even more vulnerable. The title refers to a fictional womens prison, the setting for this brutal Australian drama, which is naturally compared to Orange Is the New Black. It contains violence, strong language, sex, nudity and drugs. (The fourth season aired in Australia last year and the fifth season is now showing there.)

The Vampire Diaries: The Eighth and Final Season (Warner, 2016-17, three discs, 16 episodes, deleted scenes, featurettes). This plot-heavy supernatural, soap opera, bloodsucker series, based on the young adult books by L.J. Smith, wraps up with one of those try-to-guess-who-will-live-and-who-will-die finales. Fans seem to be onboard. (A complete series set is also available.)
Have You Seen This? Giant 1,000 lb. bear is made of nightmare juice
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Bears are terrifying. This giant bear is a walking-living nightmare. - photo by John Clyde


NIGHTMARE LAND Many of you know that I am not a big fan of bears. I know you think they're adorable, but I promise you won't think they're so cuddly and cute when they dismember you for kicks and then use your bones as toothpicks to get your Abercrombie shirt out of their teeth.

Sorry to get graphic, I'm just very passionate about this subject and the fact that we need to prepare for the Bearpocalypse. Bears hope to be our four-legged overlords and considering their brute strength, speed, all-terrain bodies and growing intelligence, it's going to be tough to stop Bearmageddon.

I had hope that we humans were still in control of our own destiny, but then I found this video that is straight out of a nightmare and now I fear for our kind.

This video is a year old and was taken in Alaska, the scariest place on earth due to the bear to human ratio. They call this bear 747 because he's the size of a passenger jet and if he decides to crash with you aboard there will be no survivors.

I know you're thinking 747 is a big cuddly mammal and when he scratches his back on that tree your eyes get all starry and your mouth starts making that, "ahhh" shape. Resist it. Fight it. Survive. 747 is using the tree to limber up to make sure he is poised and ready to take you down if you get a little too close.

Apparently, it's possible to take a bear tour to see 747 and others like him, and you can if that's your prerogative. People like to do stuff like that. Some people also like to hunt ghosts and perform seances because who doesn't want to live in an actual nightmare?

Please stay away from 747 and prepare yourself for the Bearpocalypse.