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Chamber Music Recital at the Sandzen Gallery
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Kimberly Roberts, soprano, will present a chamber music recital at 1:30 p.m. on March 8, at the Birger Sandzen Memorial Gallery in Lindsborg. The recital will feature Scandinavian music of Sibelius and Sven Lekberg, as well as the music of Giacomo Puccini and Michael Patterson.
Dr. Kimberly Roberts received advanced music degrees from Louisiana State University and a Bachelor of Music in Education degree from Simpson College. She has performed with the Lafayette Symphony, Oklahoma City Symphony, Orchestra Iowa, and the Des Moines Metro Opera.  Currently, she and her accompanist, Dr. Michael Patterson, are on the faculty at Simpson College in Indianola, Iowa.
Dr. Michael Patterson is a longtime supporter of the Sandzen Gallery and a graduate of Simpson College in Piano Performance and Music Education. He later received his Master of Music in Piano Performance from the University of Iowa and has a Ph.D. in Music Education from the University of Oklahoma. At Simpson College, he teaches courses in Elementary Music Methods, Piano, Sight-Singing and Ear Training, Chamber Music Literature, Symphonic Literature, Piano Literature, Piano Pedagogy, Composition, Survey of Music Literature.
As a composer, Dr. Patterson has received numerous commissions for choral works, songs, works for saxophone, and two one-act operas. He is a past recipient of the Iowa Composers Forum and Iowa Choral Directors Association Award as well as the Simpson College Distinguished Research Award.
The public is invited to enjoy the performance at the Birger Sandzén Memorial Gallery, 401 North First Street in Lindsborg. There is no charge for admission, however, seating is limited. For further information, call the Gallery at 785-227-2220.

Have You Seen This? Giant 1,000 lb. bear is made of nightmare juice
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Bears are terrifying. This giant bear is a walking-living nightmare. - photo by John Clyde


NIGHTMARE LAND Many of you know that I am not a big fan of bears. I know you think they're adorable, but I promise you won't think they're so cuddly and cute when they dismember you for kicks and then use your bones as toothpicks to get your Abercrombie shirt out of their teeth.

Sorry to get graphic, I'm just very passionate about this subject and the fact that we need to prepare for the Bearpocalypse. Bears hope to be our four-legged overlords and considering their brute strength, speed, all-terrain bodies and growing intelligence, it's going to be tough to stop Bearmageddon.

I had hope that we humans were still in control of our own destiny, but then I found this video that is straight out of a nightmare and now I fear for our kind.

This video is a year old and was taken in Alaska, the scariest place on earth due to the bear to human ratio. They call this bear 747 because he's the size of a passenger jet and if he decides to crash with you aboard there will be no survivors.

I know you're thinking 747 is a big cuddly mammal and when he scratches his back on that tree your eyes get all starry and your mouth starts making that, "ahhh" shape. Resist it. Fight it. Survive. 747 is using the tree to limber up to make sure he is poised and ready to take you down if you get a little too close.

Apparently, it's possible to take a bear tour to see 747 and others like him, and you can if that's your prerogative. People like to do stuff like that. Some people also like to hunt ghosts and perform seances because who doesn't want to live in an actual nightmare?

Please stay away from 747 and prepare yourself for the Bearpocalypse.