LONDON Police have found a man who is accused of attacking four businessmen in the alley of a London suburb over the weekend.
The men, who were armed at the time because of their work with the MI5, were attempting to return a wallet that a co-worker dropped. The co-worker had his umbrella which is standard-issue British, high-tech police equipment, as we all know from the work with British super agent Mary Poppins stolen by the assailant.
The attack, caught on video using some very high-tech and superbly directed surveillance cameras, showed the Asian tourist start the engagement by firing what seemed to be a warning shot. The assailant waited for the MI5 agent to get out of sight before starting the attack.
The victims attempted to quell the situation by pulling their weapons, but were all disarmed at once. Eventually fires rang out once they were able to retrieve their weapons.
Using the umbrella with surprising effectiveness, officials have not confirmed whether he was a spy, the man systematically attacked the four men. He disarmed them all a second time then knocked them all out.
The Asian "tourist" argued that he was an innocent bystander, but his obvious skill in martial arts, as well as advanced umbrella combat, have officials ready to charge him with assault and attempted murder.
The four men are being treated at a local hospital for slight burns after being blown up by a bomb.
Charges will also be filed on behalf of a rare breed of English pigeon which was killed. The bird is survived by his wife and two eggs.
The men, who were armed at the time because of their work with the MI5, were attempting to return a wallet that a co-worker dropped. The co-worker had his umbrella which is standard-issue British, high-tech police equipment, as we all know from the work with British super agent Mary Poppins stolen by the assailant.
The attack, caught on video using some very high-tech and superbly directed surveillance cameras, showed the Asian tourist start the engagement by firing what seemed to be a warning shot. The assailant waited for the MI5 agent to get out of sight before starting the attack.
The victims attempted to quell the situation by pulling their weapons, but were all disarmed at once. Eventually fires rang out once they were able to retrieve their weapons.
Using the umbrella with surprising effectiveness, officials have not confirmed whether he was a spy, the man systematically attacked the four men. He disarmed them all a second time then knocked them all out.
The Asian "tourist" argued that he was an innocent bystander, but his obvious skill in martial arts, as well as advanced umbrella combat, have officials ready to charge him with assault and attempted murder.
The four men are being treated at a local hospital for slight burns after being blown up by a bomb.
Charges will also be filed on behalf of a rare breed of English pigeon which was killed. The bird is survived by his wife and two eggs.
