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Have You Seen This? You never expect John Cena
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Seeing WWE superstar John Cena rush at you would have to be one of the most terrifying things ever. Well, some fans had that feeling, but their terror soon turned to excitement. John Cena seems like a cool dude. - photo by John Clyde
John Clyde
KSL.com
Published: Jul 2, 2016, 11:02 AM


UNEXPECTEINGTON Even if you're not a fan of the WWE, there is a good chance you know who John Cena is. He's that guy who looks like a brick wall grew muscles. You know who I mean.

The WWE has some die-hard fans and many of those fans are crazy about Cena. The man has so many WWE titles that he likely has a storage unit somewhere to house them. But despite all of his titles and his muscles upon muscles, Cena seems like a really cool guy.

Cricket Wireless invited some Cena fans to one of their stores to "audition" for an opportunity to introduce the wrestling icon. What they didn't know is Cena heard every word they said and was waiting to burst through a poster and surprise them.

I know this video is a promotion for Cricket, but I don't care, I love everything about this. Just check it out and try not to smile. I may not be a wrestling fan, but I am a John Cena fan.
Have You Seen This? Giant 1,000 lb. bear is made of nightmare juice
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Bears are terrifying. This giant bear is a walking-living nightmare. - photo by John Clyde
John Clyde
KSL.com
Published: Aug 8, 2018, 12:49 PM


NIGHTMARE LAND Many of you know that I am not a big fan of bears. I know you think they're adorable, but I promise you won't think they're so cuddly and cute when they dismember you for kicks and then use your bones as toothpicks to get your Abercrombie shirt out of their teeth.

Sorry to get graphic, I'm just very passionate about this subject and the fact that we need to prepare for the Bearpocalypse. Bears hope to be our four-legged overlords and considering their brute strength, speed, all-terrain bodies and growing intelligence, it's going to be tough to stop Bearmageddon.

I had hope that we humans were still in control of our own destiny, but then I found this video that is straight out of a nightmare and now I fear for our kind.

This video is a year old and was taken in Alaska, the scariest place on earth due to the bear to human ratio. They call this bear 747 because he's the size of a passenger jet and if he decides to crash with you aboard there will be no survivors.

I know you're thinking 747 is a big cuddly mammal and when he scratches his back on that tree your eyes get all starry and your mouth starts making that, "ahhh" shape. Resist it. Fight it. Survive. 747 is using the tree to limber up to make sure he is poised and ready to take you down if you get a little too close.

Apparently, it's possible to take a bear tour to see 747 and others like him, and you can if that's your prerogative. People like to do stuff like that. Some people also like to hunt ghosts and perform seances because who doesn't want to live in an actual nightmare?

Please stay away from 747 and prepare yourself for the Bearpocalypse.