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New 'Guardians of the Galaxy' attraction coming to Disneyland
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An artist's rendering shows Disneyland Resort's new Guardians of the Galaxy Mission: BREAKOUT! ride, opening May 27 at Disney California Adventure Park. - photo by Justin Adams
Justin Adams
Published: Apr 23, 2017, 3:41 AM
This summer a brand new attraction will be coming to Disneyland Resort's California Adventure. The ride, "Guardians of the Galaxy - Mission: BREAKOUT!" opens on May 27, according to a press release from Disneyland Resorts.

The ride "launches guests into a chaotic and hilarious adventure that combines a breathtaking free-fall sensation with all-new visual and audio effects."

The press release also notes that the ride, like the film, will feature an "awesome mix tape" of music.

The ride is part of the amusement park's larger summer-long campaign, "Summer of Heroes." Taking advantage of Disney's acquisition of Marvel, Disney will be incorporating characters from Marvel franchises like Guardians of the Galaxy and The Avengers into the resort's cast of more traditional Disney characters.

The attraction also accompanies the release of "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2," which is set to be released on May 5.

More space-themed adventures are coming to Disneyland in the near future. A much-anticipated new Star Wars-themed land is coming to both Disneyland and Disney World in 2019.
Have You Seen This? Giant 1,000 lb. bear is made of nightmare juice
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Bears are terrifying. This giant bear is a walking-living nightmare. - photo by John Clyde
John Clyde
KSL.com
Published: Aug 8, 2018, 12:49 PM


NIGHTMARE LAND Many of you know that I am not a big fan of bears. I know you think they're adorable, but I promise you won't think they're so cuddly and cute when they dismember you for kicks and then use your bones as toothpicks to get your Abercrombie shirt out of their teeth.

Sorry to get graphic, I'm just very passionate about this subject and the fact that we need to prepare for the Bearpocalypse. Bears hope to be our four-legged overlords and considering their brute strength, speed, all-terrain bodies and growing intelligence, it's going to be tough to stop Bearmageddon.

I had hope that we humans were still in control of our own destiny, but then I found this video that is straight out of a nightmare and now I fear for our kind.

This video is a year old and was taken in Alaska, the scariest place on earth due to the bear to human ratio. They call this bear 747 because he's the size of a passenger jet and if he decides to crash with you aboard there will be no survivors.

I know you're thinking 747 is a big cuddly mammal and when he scratches his back on that tree your eyes get all starry and your mouth starts making that, "ahhh" shape. Resist it. Fight it. Survive. 747 is using the tree to limber up to make sure he is poised and ready to take you down if you get a little too close.

Apparently, it's possible to take a bear tour to see 747 and others like him, and you can if that's your prerogative. People like to do stuff like that. Some people also like to hunt ghosts and perform seances because who doesn't want to live in an actual nightmare?

Please stay away from 747 and prepare yourself for the Bearpocalypse.