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Prairie Timbre barbershop quartet
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High Plains barbershop quartet Prairie Timbre

Lyons Public Library, 201 West Main, will host a musical event at 6 p.m. on Sept. 17, featuring High Plains barbershop quartet Prairie Timbre.
The name Prairie Timbre is an oxymoron when spoken. In reality, Prairie Timbre represents four voices singing four different notes in the same key creating an overtone called timbre, which makes barbershop harmony unique and fun.
Lead singer, James Michaelis from Bazine, is a steel fabricator and carpenter. He comes from a family with musical talent and has been singing barbershop for 15 years. Baritone Ross Jamison lives in Wakeeney and is the Transportation Director for USD 208. Singing with Prairie Timbre has been a harmonious and melodious experience in his life.
Bass singer Gayle Garrelts has been singing barbershop for sixteen years. He is a retired history instructor, vintner and purveyor of antiquities, and lives near the raging waters of the Smokey Hill River. The newest member of the quartet, tenor Wade Michaelis is a farmer/computer guru from Ness City and has been singing barbershop for nine years. Wade and James are brothers and neither is as good looking as the other.
The Prairie Timbre group was formed 13 years ago. James Michaelis and Gayle Garrelts are the remaining original members. The current quartet singers are members of the High Plains Barbershop Chapter and may be heard each April in the annual High Plains Barbershop Show held at the Beach/Schmidt Performing Arts Center on the Fort Hays State University campus. They have also performed at various venues throughout the state.
Lyons library director, Becky McBeth, said “Prairie Timbre will be the first barbershop quartet to sing at the library. After hearing them perform at a Veteran’s Day event in Ness City, I knew I wanted to bring them to the library. Folks who enjoy barbershop groups and a cappella singing will not be disappointed.” Individuals are encouraged to attend the free program. For questions call 620-257-2961.

Have You Seen This? Giant 1,000 lb. bear is made of nightmare juice
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Bears are terrifying. This giant bear is a walking-living nightmare. - photo by John Clyde


NIGHTMARE LAND Many of you know that I am not a big fan of bears. I know you think they're adorable, but I promise you won't think they're so cuddly and cute when they dismember you for kicks and then use your bones as toothpicks to get your Abercrombie shirt out of their teeth.

Sorry to get graphic, I'm just very passionate about this subject and the fact that we need to prepare for the Bearpocalypse. Bears hope to be our four-legged overlords and considering their brute strength, speed, all-terrain bodies and growing intelligence, it's going to be tough to stop Bearmageddon.

I had hope that we humans were still in control of our own destiny, but then I found this video that is straight out of a nightmare and now I fear for our kind.

This video is a year old and was taken in Alaska, the scariest place on earth due to the bear to human ratio. They call this bear 747 because he's the size of a passenger jet and if he decides to crash with you aboard there will be no survivors.

I know you're thinking 747 is a big cuddly mammal and when he scratches his back on that tree your eyes get all starry and your mouth starts making that, "ahhh" shape. Resist it. Fight it. Survive. 747 is using the tree to limber up to make sure he is poised and ready to take you down if you get a little too close.

Apparently, it's possible to take a bear tour to see 747 and others like him, and you can if that's your prerogative. People like to do stuff like that. Some people also like to hunt ghosts and perform seances because who doesn't want to live in an actual nightmare?

Please stay away from 747 and prepare yourself for the Bearpocalypse.