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'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies': 3 points for parents
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Annabelle (Jess Radomska) chewing her grandfather in Screen Gems' PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES. - photo by Shawn O'Neill
Points for parents

  • Violence: A major portion of this film is spent in fighting zombies. Characters use swords, axes and guns to fend off attacks from the undead. Zombies have their heads shot off, and some have their heads crushed. One beheading is shown from the blurry perspective of the zombie. A woman fires a gun, which injures her hand. Groups of humans fight the undead on a battlefield. A man and woman fight each other in a home. A woman must defend herself from a large man and kills him.
  • Gore: Zombies have flesh that is torn and falling off as well as dried blood on their bodies. Many wounds are seen, as is some blood from these wounds. Bodies of zombies are burned in a bonfire and in an oven. Zombies are seen eating brains in two different scenes. A zombie woman holds her undead child in her arms.
  • Sensuality/drinking: Some kissing takes place. A clergyman stares at a mans naked body. Women are seen placing weapons in their stockings and garters as they dress. Drinking at parties and at meals is portrayed.
Have You Seen This? Giant 1,000 lb. bear is made of nightmare juice
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Bears are terrifying. This giant bear is a walking-living nightmare. - photo by John Clyde


NIGHTMARE LAND Many of you know that I am not a big fan of bears. I know you think they're adorable, but I promise you won't think they're so cuddly and cute when they dismember you for kicks and then use your bones as toothpicks to get your Abercrombie shirt out of their teeth.

Sorry to get graphic, I'm just very passionate about this subject and the fact that we need to prepare for the Bearpocalypse. Bears hope to be our four-legged overlords and considering their brute strength, speed, all-terrain bodies and growing intelligence, it's going to be tough to stop Bearmageddon.

I had hope that we humans were still in control of our own destiny, but then I found this video that is straight out of a nightmare and now I fear for our kind.

This video is a year old and was taken in Alaska, the scariest place on earth due to the bear to human ratio. They call this bear 747 because he's the size of a passenger jet and if he decides to crash with you aboard there will be no survivors.

I know you're thinking 747 is a big cuddly mammal and when he scratches his back on that tree your eyes get all starry and your mouth starts making that, "ahhh" shape. Resist it. Fight it. Survive. 747 is using the tree to limber up to make sure he is poised and ready to take you down if you get a little too close.

Apparently, it's possible to take a bear tour to see 747 and others like him, and you can if that's your prerogative. People like to do stuff like that. Some people also like to hunt ghosts and perform seances because who doesn't want to live in an actual nightmare?

Please stay away from 747 and prepare yourself for the Bearpocalypse.