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Have You Seen This? Vacuum cleaner or human scream?
Thought your date went perfectly but then never heard from him again? This explains it all. - photo by Martha Ostergar
THE LIVING ROOM Once upon a time there was an invention called the vacuum cleaner (or Hoover, if youre British).

This invention was a blessing to every soul doing housework because it required less time and effort to dust rugs and carpets. It sounded too good to be true, and it was too good to be true.

Little did adult humans know that an evil creature was lingering inside each vacuum cleaner. Sure, the whirring motors were loud, but no one cared as long as the job got done. Noise is a small price to pay for easier cleaning. (Side note: Why hasnt science figured out how to make a quieter vacuum yet? Get it together, scientists.)

Adults scoffed and laughed at babies, cats and dogs when they cried out in fear each time a vacuum was turned on. The pets were the lucky ones as they could easily run and hide under the magically safe beds, but the babies, with their weak arms and legs, were forced to be still in their horror. They knew that non-dust-bunny evil somehow lurked inside those loud cleaning machines.

We adults have never been able to understand the true horror that lay inside until today. This video proves that monsters live in vacuums. Perhaps they are even humans trapped inside, forced to clean our carpets with great physical pain.

Just watch the video and listen to them scream.