Now that the health of Hillary has become a serious issue in the mainstream media and not just a dirty alt-right rumor, maybe someone should carry Bill Clinton down to the nearest clinic for a checkup.Bill appears to be in much worse shape than poor old Hillary.In his campaign speeches the old lech looks and talks like some retired codger you’d find hanging out at Jerry’s One Stop convenience store in Hope, Ark.If I’m running Hillary’s Campaign to Nowhere, I’d pull the old man off the trail immediately and let him appear only at private $100,000-a-plate fundraisers in Hollywood.All thin, rich Bill does now is remind people how old and tired he and Hillary are.The thought of Bill and Hillary ---- the Old Couple? -- together again in the Oval Office might still bring tears of joy to Babs Streisand and the rest of the liberal entertainment elite.But to any voter under forty it must look like their grandparents’ bridge club is trying to take over the country.Trump isn’t exactly the most fit or youthful 70-year-old, no matter what Doctor Oz decrees. He too is older than we’d like.But at least he can still play golf, climb up and down stairs without assistance and use a cellphone without losing it. He isn’t almost collapsing in public, either.Poor Hillary’s public stumble at the 9/11 memorial ceremonies last weekend forced her to do what she, Bill and the entire Clinton Mob do better than any modern political operation in modern history ---- lie.They could have come out and said Hillary had pneumonia but she thought the 9/11 ceremony was so important she tried to tough it out.