Journalists in the mass media love to dig up dirt on Republican presidential candidates. Well, I just dug up some dirt on Hillary Clinton.In Bob Woodward’s 1996 book, “The Choice,” Woodward reports that Hillary once conducted séances to summon the spirits of Eleanor Roosevelt and Mahatma Gandhi.Through some crack investigative work - I paid a Russian hacker 20 bucks to access Hillary’s server - I determined that Hillary is still talking to dead people.Here’s a transcript of her most recent seance:Hillary: It’s tough being a strong, smart woman, Eleanor. What should I do?Eleanor: You must pretend to be humble, right Mahatma?Mahatma Ghandi: Yes, humble, and she must change her hair style.Hillary: Change my hair style again?Mahatma: Try the Mary Tyler Moore look from the old Dick Van Dyke show.FDR: Eleanor, come back to sleep, dear.Hillary: President Roosevelt?Eleanor: Go back to sleep, you old philanderer.Mahatma: And try some zippity doo.President Truman: Hillary, I have some advice for you.Hillary: President Truman?Truman: If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.LBJ: I couldn’t take it and I got out.Hillary: Lyndon?President Nixon: You were run out, Lyndon!LBJ: A subject you know well, Dick!Shirley MacLaine: Hello!