The ski-mask-wearing armed robber who knocked off a Wendy’s in Atlanta this past summer has not been apprehended, but police said he later called the store to ridicule the staff for having so little cash.
“Next time, there better be more than $586.”
Her mom
must be
just so
very proud 
A one-woman “dance” recital of performer-writer Ann Liv Young as a naked “Cinderella” at a theater in Brooklyn, N.Y., ran overtime because Young could not answer a scripted call of nature, which was to have been performed live on stage.
According to an incredulous New York Times reviewer, Young sought tips from the audience to get her bowels moving but finally gave up and ended the performance.
The reviewer cited the show’s “many layers of failure.”
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