Jeffrey Lluis, 27, who performed stand-up comedy at clubs around Tampa, apparently held a day job as bank robber.
He was charged in November with knocking off a SunTrust bank — twice).
Well, he was
sort of wrinkly
An 85-year-old man was shot in the face in Augusta, Ga.
A female acquaintance thought she was shooting at an opossum.
Maybe we need
to be more careful
A 20-year-old woman was shot in Vilas County, Wis.
Deputy sheriff Ty Peterson (a relative) thought he was shooting at a cougar.
Dang!
Naked zombies
are really gross   
Two men outfitted as zombies were arrested for assault at a Halloween party at a nudist resort in Pasco County, Fla.
One bit a security guard, but he was not “infected.”
And the plague
just continues
A 30-year-old woman and her unidentified boyfriend were killed as they carried their domestic brawl from their car onto Interstate 485 near Pineville, N.C., and were struck by separate vehicles.
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