Nurse Sarah Casareto resigned from Abbott Northwestern Hospital in Minneapolis, and faced possible criminal charges, after allegedly swiping the painkiller fentanyl from her patient’s IV line as he was undergoing kidney-stone surgery — telling him once to “man up” when he complained about the pain.
Dang,
this is
really low
Karen Remsing, 42, stands accused of much the same thing after her November arrest involving an unspecified pain medicine delivered by IV at University of Pittsburgh Medical Center Children’s Hospital.
However, Remsing’s case was different in that the IV line being shorted was that of her own, terminally ill, 15-year-old son.
This guy
should look
into Netflix 
Over the last 10 years, newspaper vendor Miljenko Bukovic, 56, of Valparaiso, Chile, has acquired 82 Julia Roberts face tattoos on his upper body — all, he said, inspired by scenes from the movie “Erin Brockovich.”
Wow!
Slapped
down by
old lady
Briton Luke Clay, 21, was sentenced to eight months in prison by a Nottingham Crown Court judge for a home invasion.
Luke and his brother fled the home empty-handed after the resident, Joan Parmenter, 79, knocked Luke down with one punch to the jaw.
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