RUSH HOUR Few things are more aggravating than getting stuck in traffic.

Words you wouldn't say otherwise are yelled at windshields, hand gestures that you wouldn't flash are used with gusto, and we all become temporary residents of the seventh circle of hell.

I know we're all waiting for a "La La Land" like moment where everyone breaks into song and becomes one giant happy highway penitentiary, and we become best friends through the power of dance. Well, that's not going to happen, but you can maybe skip traffic with this new car contraption.

This is the Hum Rider, and it's a car that lifts and expands with the press of a button enabling you to actually drive over the top of traffic. In actuality, I'm not sure how well this would work, but I don't care, I still want one.

So until I can control my language, or we all become more musically inclined, I think I'm going to save up to buy this car.