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Movie review: Even Dwayne Johnson can't quite save 'Die Hard' clone 'Skyscraper'
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Dwayne Johnson leads the cast of "Skyscraper" as former FBI Hostage Rescue Team leader and U.S. war veteran Will Sawyer, who now assesses security for skyscrapers. On assignment in China he finds the tallest, safest building in the world suddenly ablaze, and hes been framed for it. A wanted man on the run, Will must find those responsible, clear his name and somehow rescue his family who is trapped inside the building ... above the fire line - photo by Josh Terry
SKYSCRAPER 2 stars Dwayne Johnson, Neve Campbell, Pablo Schreiber, Noah Taylor, McKenna Roberts; PG-13 (sequences of gun violence and action, and for brief strong language); in general release

Skyscraper really wants to be Die Hard. Skyscraper is not Die Hard.

It definitely has its moments, but sadly, Rawson Marshall Thurbers action thriller about a man who storms a burning skyscraper to save his family from gun-wielding bad guys is too preposterous and self-serious for its own good.

Still, if youre going to attempt a soft reboot of Die Hard" (mixed with a little "Towering Inferno"), Dwayne Johnson isnt a bad choice to step into the celebrated shoes of John McClane. Johnson plays Will Sawyer, an ex-FBI agent called to do a safety evaluation for the worlds tallest building.

More than 200 stories high, the Pearl stretches 3,500 feet in the air over Hong Kong. The new building's bottom half is a glorified mall and office complex, the top half is luxury condos, and a pair of wind turbines drive the whole thing. Theres also some kind of Star Trek holodeck at the top, but its only function seems to be providing the film an interesting third-act set piece.

The Pearls egomaniac builder Zhao Long Ji (Chin Han) invites Sawyer, his former Afghanistan-touring surgeon wife Sarah (Neve Campbell) and their two children to stay in the building while Sawyer does his assessment. Unfortunately, their calendar lines up with a crime syndicate extortionist (Roland Moller) who raids the building, disarms its safety systems and sets the 96th floor on fire.

When this all goes down, Sawyer is outside the building with his old FBI hostage team buddy (Pablo Schreiber), which is why before he can face down the bad guys and save his family, he must free climb the 90-story construction crane next door to the Pearl and leap across.

Did I mention Sawyer has a prosthetic leg? I might have forgotten to mention that.

Sawyers absurd crane climb is just one in a ridiculous line of stunts that would work a lot better if Skyscraper had a little of the Fast and Furious franchises knowing charm. The best action movies toe that delicate line of implausibility with just enough grace, getting you to buy into whats happening (think Raiders of the Lost Ark, or more appropriately for this review, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol). Skyscrapers stunts are just a hair too much even with "The Rock" at the helm.

That being said, without Johnson, Skyscraper would be a lot worse. Once again, we see "The Rock" can make just about anything better. But Thurber seems to have Johnsons best charms on a leash, and as it stands, Campbells Sarah is the best surprise of the movie, constantly using her military skills to surprise the low expectations of everyone around her.

Speaking of military skills, Skyscrapers over-the-top loony tunes action may only be matched by its constant violence. Technically it comes in by PG-13 standards, but thats only thanks to some quick cutaways and creative angles. Parents may be surprised by this one.

Skyscraper isnt the first action movie to ape the Die Hard formula, but like those others, the comparisons have a way of highlighting the pretenders shortcomings. With a little fine-tuning and a sharper sense of humor, Skyscraper could be an escapist summer nightlight. As is, its more likely to inspire an escape to a better movie.

Skyscraper is rated PG-13 for sequences of gun violence and action, and for brief strong language; running time: 102 minutes.